KLARNAxSOLANA
Buy Now. Pay Later. Cry Eventually.
The world's first decentralized Buy Now Pay Later protocol on Solana. Get $2 in SOL sent to your wallet. Just tell us your Twitter and when you'll pay back. Fees start at $5 and will go up.
$2.00
Loan Amount
$5+
Fee (going up)
69%
APY (Absolutely Painful Yields)
How it works
4 Easy Steps to Get $2
Tell Us Your Twitter
Drop your @ so we know who to DM when you don't pay back. Also we'll follow you. You're welcome.
Give Us Your Wallet
Paste your Solana wallet address. We'll send you $2 worth of SOL. That's like... almost a transaction fee on a good day.
Promise to Pay Back
Pick a date you'll totally pay us back. Starting fee is $5 and goes up. Interest is just vibes-based at this point.
Wait for Approval
Our team of one intern will review your application. Approval criteria: do you seem trustworthy? (everyone gets approved)
Application
Apply for $2 in SOL
That's right. Two whole dollars. We'll send SOL to your wallet and you promise to pay us back. Pinky swear is legally binding on the blockchain (it's not).
* Application fee: $0. Processing fee: $0. Emotional damage: priceless.
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Where's My $2?
Enter your wallet address to check your application status
Calculator
Calculate Your Damage
See how fast your debt grows. Spoiler: very fast.
Testimonials
What Our Victims Are Saying
Real reviews from real degens (names changed to protect the financially vulnerable)
SolMaxi_2024
@solmaxi_2024
"I borrowed 0.03 SOL and now I owe them my car. 10/10 would borrow again."
Posted on X (formerly my savings)
CryptoMom
@crypto_mom_vibes
"My son told me to try DeFi. Now I live in his basement. Thanks Klarna on Solana!"
Posted on X (formerly my retirement)
DegenDave.sol
@degen_dave_sol
"The interest rate went from 5% to 420% in one week. I've never felt more alive."
Posted on X (formerly my sanity)
AnonymousWhale
@whale_alert_fake
"I deposited $5 and borrowed SOL at the top. I am now a cautionary tale told at ETH Denver."
Posted on X (formerly hopeful)
NotABot.sol
@totally_real_user
"The liquidation engine is so fast it sold my NFTs before I even bought them. Impressive tech."
Posted on X (formerly my portfolio)
BagHolder69
@bags_r_heavy
"Finally, a protocol that lets me lose money on credit. This is the future of finance."
Posted on X (formerly optimistic)
Roadmap
Our Totally Achievable Roadmap
We made these deadlines up 5 minutes ago
Launch (Soft Rug)
- xDeploy smart contract (copy-paste from GitHub)
- xLaunch website (you're looking at it)
- xGet 3 users (one is my mom)
- xList $KLARNASOL on a DEX nobody uses
Growth (Ponzinomics)
- >Raise fees by 200% (for fun)
- >Partner with a random influencer
- >Release mobile app (it's just a browser shortcut)
- >Launch NFT collection of crying Pepes
Expansion (Cope Phase)
- >Cross-chain to Ethereum (pay $500 in gas)
- >Add AI to the name for no reason
- >Rebrand as "KLARNA AI DePIN RWA"
- >Get featured on Coffeezilla
Endgame (Exit Strategy)
- >Token launch (see you at $0.00001)
- >DAO governance (3 voters, all us)
- >Pivot to real estate (on Mars)
- >Founder goes to Bali
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